Nothing breaks my heart quite as much than to hear that a gnome is homeless! (Okay, homeless people are important too, but homeless gnomes can't even fend for themselves).
That is what happened in Springfield Oregon this week - pranksters collected gnomes from many houses and put them on one lawn. This would have been funny to see!
Unfortunately, these were all deposited at the police station and they don't know who they belong to. And the police are getting annoyed themselves. So they are going to let people identify them, and then auction the rest off.
Can you imagine the police lineup for this one? A dozen 1-2 foot tall gnomes instead of the half-dozen 5-6 foot tall suspects! he he he
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